HaHa Bre » English

She is hot! WTF?

Vlado — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 11:59:21 +0000

WTF?

Vlado — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 11:11:45 +0000

Q: What is Chuck Norris gmail adress?
A: Gmail@chucknorris.com
(HaHaBRE)

Vlado — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 11:09:24 +0000

Q: Did you have any trouble with your English in London?
A: No, but the English did.
(HaHaBRE)

Vlado — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 11:07:36 +0000

Q: How do we call a bear who know karate?
A: Greeze-Lee
(HaHaBRE)

Vlado — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 11:06:30 +0000

- What was the last Jesus words to the Montenegrins (Residents of Montenegro – very lazy people) ?

- Don’t do anything whille I come back.
(HaHaBRE)

Vlado — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 11:36:28 +0000

Drug dealers Software developers

Refer to their clients as “users”. Refer to their clients as “users”.

“The first one’s free!” “Download a free trial version…”

Have important South-East Asian Have important South-East Asian
connections (to help move the stuff). connections (to help debug the code).

Strange jargon: Strange jargon:
“Stick”, “Rock”, “Dime bag,” “E”. “SCSI”, “ISDN”, “Java”, “RTFM”

Realize that there’s tons of Realize that there’s tons of
cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market. cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.

Job is assisted by industry’s producing Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, faster machines.
newer, more potent mixes.

Often seen in the company of Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture
pimps and hustlers. capitalists (same thing).

Their product causes unhealthy DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. ‘Nuff said.
addictions.

Do your job well, and you can sleep Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!
with sexy movie stars who depend on you.

(HaHaBRE)